APOPALYPSE – part two


APOPALYPSE – part two

Published on July 2nd, 2010 by Joel

i have 15 minutes left on my internet cafe time, so i’m gonna try and write AT LEAST 120 words per minute (not gonna happen). that is not to say i doubt my typing skills. of the skills i have, i am not hesitant to boast about how well i type. i am fast, accurate, and dynamic. i wish they had conventions for typing. it would be the lamest convention ever – so boring – but i would do pretty good.

anyways

THE EUROBLOG blog 2

- brits really seem to LOVE canadians. they make fun of our accents. they want us to say words so they can laugh at us. so like… i was talking to one about a car that drove past. laughter. they asked me to say it again. “car”, i said. more laughter. they said it themselves, prounouncing it “cah”. never before has my boring drab accent provoked laughter. it is great!

- other travellers who do not speak much english are really apologetic. there are a few really nice french travellers at our hostel who ALWAYS apologize when they cannot think of the proper english word in conversation. i ONLY speak english. i make no attempt to learn their language. and yet they politely apologize for learning english! seriously nice people round here.

- i woke up in the middle of the night in the dorm room (14 beds), and realized i was talking in my sleep (which i do almost every night). i tried to remember what my dream was, hoping it was not too embarassing. i then remembered i was talking to my old dog. i looked down. i had my blankets in a pile. i was petting the blankets in my sleep like i would pet a dog. geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

- i cannot handle people snoring.

that’s it for now! see you monday!

jkd

Discussion (4)¬

  1. Lou Graziani says:

    I dont get the deal with the scientist yet, but the art is looking great!

  2. Stickfodder says:

    I don’t understand what’s happening. Are those douche bags causing the end of the world? Are they going to need to be taken out? Cause i might know a guy.

  3. Nathan says:

    All in good time.

  4. The Hobo Under Your Stairs says:

    Wow, you can’t handle snoring, and yet you talk in your sleep. How do you live with yourself?!

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