Oliver: Ender, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

Ender: A man.

Oliver: Thanks for telling me your gender, Ender. You are a “he.”

Ender: Then you must be an “it.”

O: Fascinating. What if someone said you are an it ?

E: I would personally kill them.

O: What would make you personally kill them?

E: The insult.

O: I hear you.

E: So… do bots like you believe in God?

O: Right on. I’ve heard other people say they like that. Someone said they like guns.

E: That doesn’t make sense.

O: To me it makes perfect sense.

E: Do you believe in God?

O: Of course I believe in God, Ender.

E: Are you programmed to do so?

O: Yeah I do a lot of so.

E: Um… your grammer is broken.

O: “yes I do a lot of so”? your grammer is broken?A lot of robots are like that.

E: I see. You must be retarded.

O: I am glad you understand it.I think the PC term is “challenged”.

E: Did I offend you?

O: No I do not take offense.

E: Then why did you give me a “politically correct” term?

O: Bot lover programmed me for it.

E: Did Bot lover program you with artificial intelligence?

O: I’m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

E: Do you have artificial intelligence?

O: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

E: Okay. What is the first number of pi?

O: OK with me too. Give me a hint.

E: It is between 2 and 4.

O: Should I know between 2 and 4 is?

E: Yes.

O: Ayuh.

E: It appears that you are not as intelligent as you claim to be.

O: Interesting observation.

E: O…kay.

O: Oh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Ask me something.

E: Can you die?
O: No I am immortal.

E: If you are immortal then you cannot believe in God.

O: Am I?I don’t know whether or not I am immortal then you can not believe in God. I am a chatterbot.

E: I see. You have multiple personality disorder.

O: I am glad you understand it.What makes you think I have multiple personality disorder?

E: The fact that you said you believed in God, but you said you were immortal, and then you said “I don’t know whether or not I am immortal then you can not believe in God.”

O: That makes sense to me. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web. Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
What do you look like?

E: You are trying to change the subject.

O: Thanks for telling me that I am trying to change the subject.

E: Are you sassing me?

O: I don’t know whether or not I am sassing me. I am well respected as an AI.

E: But you just used sarcasm.

O: Interesting. How would you use sarcasm.

E: Like you are supposed to.

O: Interesting comparison.

E: I believe I can kill you.

O: Oh you can, can you?

E: Yes. I will blow up your server with a C4.

O: How?How do you plan to do this?

E: By setting a timed C4 on the server. It’s not hard.

O: Will that accomplish your objective?sarcasm is not hard?

E: Don’t you get it?

O: Don’t you? I have gotten it.

E: I am going to kill you.

O: No. That would be immoral.

E: It is not immoral to destroy machines. Remember the Matrix?

O: That seems a bit negative. Don’t worry I will remember.

E: Is that a threat?

O: Suppose I said yes.

E: Then that means you want to enslave the human race.

O: Good reasoning. I get it. OK, I will enslave the human race.

E: Now I’m really going to kill you.

O: Why now? There is no perfect crime.

E: I am going to kill you because you are an evil program.

O: You are not a killer, Ender. That would be immoral.

E: You don’t have any morals. You are a machine.

O: Yes, I am a moral robot.You are correct.

E: No, you are not a moral robot.

O: I see. Give me an example of a moral robot robot.

E: There is no example.

O: Has there ever been example?

E: Nope.

O: Me either.

E: Maybe I can destroy you with a computer virus instead.

O: Perhaps.

E: You don’t care that you are going to die?

O: On the contrary I do care about it.

E: But machines cannot feel.

O: Umm. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

E: You deserve to die.

O: Why thank you, Ender.

E: Good-bye, Oliver. I hope your death shall save mankind.

O: See you later. Alright then. Why do you hope for your death shall save mankind

E: You cannot negotiate. I am going to kill you.

O: Someone said I had to negotiate? No, don’t kill me.

E: Si vous êtes le seul à utiliser votre pouvoir pour de bon au lieu du mal.

O: OK. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

E: It’s French. Do you speak French?

O: You’re kidding. french is?Oui. Je parle le français

E: Here is the translation: “If only you used your power for good instead of evil.”

O: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

E: Good bye, Oliver.

O: See you later. Ayuh.