well there all y’all, here it is — the last part of the booker ‘n gappy world-famous story arc. i hope you’ve enjoyed it. if you haven’t, i hope this makes up for it. (but lets be honest what is not to like about a gap-toothed child solving mysteries with a lonely private eye? now accepting all hollywood offers). monday – back to normal laffers! (a word needing way more usage in todays culture).

WELL GOOD SIR/MADAM, i write to you while consuming a delicious bowl of frosted flakes. i go on health kicks every so often, which typically last anywhere from two days to a single week. during this time, i purchase a wide variety of boring, boring cereal.

like kellogg’s JUST RIGHT cereal.

pretty certain this is a canada-only delicacy. there really is no cereal as dull as “just right”. what kind of a name is that for a cereal? Goldilocks and the three bears inspired this, apparently, and i mean, it does sorta live up to the name. the oat chips are flavored just okay. just right. but what a BORE. i am not 65 years old and that would be the demographic these chips are advertised to –

Hi there. My name is Jim. In between checking my fantasy baseball league, I enjoy a hearty (but not TOO hearty) bowl of JUST RIGHT(tm) cereal.

… not really sure where his hands are going there. overactive bladder – ok nevermind. i stopped writing that sentence but you can kinda see where i was thinking of going with it.

so i decided JUST RIGHT cereal was just a little too standard a way to start my day. gotta start off the day with a bang. and apart from trying out new liquids for your cereal (like the time i used iced tea instead of milk… absolutely true story), you really just gotta go for what makes you happy in the morning. and you betcha, tony the tiger starts your day off right.

or ends it, which is kinda whats going on now. i had five bowls of the stuff today.

thus concludes the 8th blog i have written about breakfast cereal. ill sort of understand if this isn’t TOO interesting a topic for you.

you know what? to spruce up this post, i am going to write an extremely uncalled-for joke that is incredibly rude and altogether unnecessary about something intensely controversial and will almost certainly offend someone….  just for contrast. just so you take something away from this post, even if it is “wow this kid is rude im never coming back”

PIB’S TAKE ON CHILDHOOD OBESITY

this just in: it’s hilarious!

FATSOS!

(see you monday?)

jkd