well, the hometown boys “new york jets” were eliminated from the playoffs this afternoon, so you’ll forgive me if i’m a little negative in this blog post.

for example:

i am glad when puppies are sad!! serves them right!!!

ha!! what’s wrong, dog? didn’t get enough supper, HUH? not so cute now, ARE YA?

whatcha lookin so introspective for, HUH?! eyes off to the side like you’re deep in thought. i’ll give ya somethin to be introspective about!!!!!! (a copy of 1984 by george orwell)

are you kiddin’ me?? that’s you being sad? i guess you have a reason to be sad, you UGLY MUTT. no one could love that face! no one!!!! (i am beginning to love it). (also, it kinda looks like this dog is in a deep trance, as if he is looking through time and space).

to continue this negative streak, i decided to send google – the most likeable company in the world – this angry consumer email.

DEAR GOUGLE

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED AND UPSET WITH YOUR SEARCH ENGINES. THEY ARE SLOW AND UNRESPONSIVE. THEY ARE SIMPLE AND NOT FLASHY. THEY OFTEN DO NOT SUPPLY THE RESULTS THAT I REQUIRE. THEY HAVE NOT ASSISTED IN MY SEARCH I RECENTLY ATTEMPTED, IN ORDER TO FIND PICTURES OF “CRYING PUPPY DOGS”. I ONLY RECIEVED PICTURES OF SAD, OR PERHAPS UPSET PUPPY DOGS. NOT IMPRESED A BIT.

SIGNED

BIGBROTHA JONPIMPIN

i expect a google employee to wake up on monday morning and recieve that email and question their self-worth immediately

really, though, a great showing by our hometown boys the new york jets, and i only became slightly deeply upset by their loss.

THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR – (obvious sentiment made by everyone who has ever watched sports).

in other news, this is comic 3 of our now world famous character arc featuring america’s favorite mismatched odd couple, booker and gappy. stay tuned for (guess what) part 4 this friday.

jkd