owls are generally fat. i can’t really think of a time when i’ve seen a skinny owl. yeah, i’m talkin’ about the birds. check this one out.

chubbs! look at the gut on this guy. and he’s ashamed of it, too. hiding behind a tree. his face says he’s grumpy, but his eyes say “don’t look at me”. spend a few hours on the treadmill, buddy. stop eating so many mice and eat a leaf once in a while. it’s all about self motivation.

this guy is just something else. he’s given up all hope. he started to notice a bit of a gut on him and then just gave up. just gorged late night on field mice. now he hides in his tree rut, never goes out, just sits around and feels sorry for himself. look at how he has just morphed – he is all gut. no chin. just gut. what a fat, lazy species.

get ready for master chubbs.

just a disaster. don’t miss this – this ain’t a chicken. this is an owl. this guy is morbidly obese. he isn’t even on a tree, like most owls. he is a ground dweller. he probably broke his branch, fell to the ground, and is now ground-ridden. scowls the earth for scraps. man i hate owls.

well, it’s the first dual-blog in poop in bed history. the first monday blog. very interesting – we will be doing two comics a week – one on monday, one on friday. but seriously fellas and lady-fellas – i know no one bookmarks sites anymore, but maybe it’s high time you started.

in case you forgot, i live in canada. in a tundra. i don’t know why anymore. i have very little pride in my country this time of year. in the summer, it’s great, and i love it (in a very romantic way). but there’s nothing worth defending this time of year.

it’s colder than satan’s teat! people crash all the time, and nearly die due to the icy streets! i never wear gloves, and my hands BLEED. the elements make me BLEED. now you might say, put on gloves, get winter tires – all very responsible and smart things to do. but i am too busy to do those things (today i slept in until noon and watched two football games).

wait a minute –

skinny owl! this is called a “barn owl”, and is the ugly little brother of the owl world. i guess i’ll eat my words.

but i don’t know if you can really consider this thing an owl. it’s too small. it’s basically a bird with a owl face. yup. case closed. owls remain fat. (no one cares but me…?)

(i want you to know that i went through many pages of google image search looking at pictures of owls. and i definitely “lol”ed at a lot of them. owls are kinda hilarious…)

see you friday