(Today’s Poop in Bed was generously crafted by the profane and hilarious Polkster, who does the brilliant, but extremely offensive webcomic Polkout.)

This comic was inspired by my own inability to poop.  For two whole days I could not get the evil out of me–and as you’d imagine, it made me rather upset.  So after marathon sessions of stuffing fiber down my throat, the universe took pity on me and granted me the right to void my bowels.

But during this very same time–not precisely at the moment of bowel voiding, but within about a day or so of this miraculous event–Nate, creator or co-creator or whatever his deal is with GiT, asked me to make him a guest comic.  These black and white dealies.  I told him if I did it’d be about poop but he understood.  He knew my work.  He loves me.  We’re like platonic soul-mates… we laugh at the same jokes and like the same food and scratch each others’ backs when they itch… but our souls don’t actually mate.  What I’m saying is, Nate loves pooping too.  More than most men.  I’ve read his poop diary… there’s some poetic stuff in there.

-Polkster